Halo 3 Uber Rap! F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C-O!!

Oggi vi faccio un regalo, giustamente abbiamo festeggiato il compleanno di Inside The Game e qualcuno dovrebbe ricevere un regalo, o no?

Tradizione vorrebbe che dovevate essere VOI a farlo a ME, ma siccome noi siamo contro le tradizioni e contro il vecchio che avanza, allora facciamo il contrario.

Il video qui sopra è parte del vostro regalo. E’ già di per se un bel presente ma non sarebbe abbastanza senza il testo della canzone. E’ stata dura trovare le lyrics, esistevano su un unico sito in tutta internet (c’ho messo un’ora a trovarle, per poi scoprire che erano ben stampate sulle informazioni del video di youtube :( ), ma per voi questo ed altro, visto che meritano un casino. I meno anglofoni ora, non dovranno fare i salti mortali per capire cosa dice questo “Halo 3 Uber Rap” che ovviamente parla del capolavoro Bungie ma non solo. Anzi una lettura e un ascolto sono consigliati soprattutto ai netgamers perchè il testo prende in giro proprio quel tipo di pubblico, bonariamente si intende. Tra l’altro i frag nel video sono allucinanti!!! ;)

Io mi sto ancora sbellicando dalle risate!!! Se riderete anche voi, postatelo su qualche forum di amanti di 360, sono convinto che vi faranno i complimenti!

Il pezzo si chiama, Oh No Where do we go? Tutto ad opera di Mason Storm per WarpedCorp. Qui sotto il testo, come detto.

Enjoy! :)

Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
First you log in – message all your friends – Choose Lone Wolf and let the game begin
You need a warm – up because you’re rusty – And you dont want to play me like that man trust me
But if you insist then – Ill oblige – Throw down the flare and block out your eyes
You grab the Brute Shot - cause you’re a dope – Then you rush me and get no scoped

Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
I aint no joke – Ive told you this – You try to snipe me but always miss
You grab the turret and go to town – Then I get pissed off and-  you get beat down
You just cant touch this – Im way too fast – Im in first place and you’re in dead last
You make excuses saying that you lagged – So guess what you get teabagged

Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
In Team Slayer – Im MVP - 12  beat downs and a shotty spree
You finally killed me – in a close shave – But I killed you too straight from the grave
Now your team rushes – and I bust your grill – Toss some nades out and get an ultra kill
Hop in the Ghost and see the bodies tattered – Then I hit the jets and bitch you get splattered

Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Travel with a Team mate and man you’re in trouble – Ill bust out the rockets and get another double
Veto this shit! You beg and you plead – 3 more achievements its all that I need!
I cant help you son you aint got the skills – You’re just a liutenent and cant get no kills
Sorry little boy go drink your juice – Or Ill run you down on a Mongoose

Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Go get the sword - Ill let you too – Try to cut me down and Ill get the bull true
Pick up the Mauler and hide behind the shield – Find another Mauler HA HA its duel wield
Then Ill grab the Laser my favorite little toy – Find your team leader and get the Killjoy
I grab the Hammer and wait behind the tree – Assassinating bitches that try to smoke me

Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Break Time
God Damn Ninja Oddball; Fuck man Veto this. I dont want to play this. No hes like 13 years old or something. Hes killing everybody. I fucking hate little kids. Wish I could just bitch slap his mom fucking slut.

Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Slayer The Pit yep I rock them all – Pistol whip your head and watch your ass fall
You got the Rockets and I got the flag - And Ill beat you down because you’re a fag
Jump in the Warthog honking the horn – My gunner jumps in back and now your anus is torn
You’re trying to run kid dont be afraid – What the hell I just got betrayed

Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo
Oh No Where do we go you just got your motherfuckin ass kicked at Halo

Man I told you you didnt want to play me dude. Naw you gotta get some skills first you gotta learn how to play this game. Well thats what Im saying you know maybe this isnt your game, maybe you should go play some Fusion Frenzy or something Ha ha ha! Later Bitch!

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3 Di risposte a “Halo 3 Uber Rap! F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C-O!!”

  1. FrantZ scrive:

    impressive :O

  2. Maverick scrive:

    carino anche se a me il RAP fa schifo :D

  3. s3ccoR scrive:

    hehhe veramente ben fatto :D

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